Can you believe the ugliness of this dress? I honestly don’t know how Rihanna does it. If I spent every single day shopping, I wouldn’t even be able to get a tenth of the sheer quantity of fug dresses Rihanna owns or wears. I think she has a fug stylist. Not a stylist who is fug, mind you, I mean a stylist whose job is merely to find fug dresses and outfits. What kills me is that if the dress was cut differently – and perhaps not ripped along the bodice – it might actually be cute. I hate to say it, but Rihanna might need an intervention by, like, Rachel Zoe or somebody. Somebody who can force her into an Oscar de la Renta or a Carolina Herrera.
In other Rihanna news, she was being interviewed by some radio person, and she was asked if she was a “size queen” (TMZ has audio here). Now, I wish her answer had been “I am now. I wasn’t when I was with Chris Brown.” Unfortunately, Rihanna laughed and replied, “Guilty as charged, guilty as charged.” Oh, honey. She added: “If it’s a one-night stand situation there’s only one thing that matters. I don’t think personality matters right there.” Well… I’m glad she’s moving on.
Lastly, I didn’t really want to cover this story, but it was too disgusting not to: apparently, Rihanna and Tila Tequila are having some kind of horrible war of words. I don’t even know who started it really. I tried to read Tila Tequila’s website post about this sh-t, and I got a headache. I think Tila thinks that she and Rihanna should have been cool with each other because they were both abused by boyfriends. Except Tila’s abuse was something really sketchy, right? And Tila was badmouthing Rihanna before Rihanna ever said anything… so whatever. I don’t care enough to try to backtrack the insanity. So, anyway, Rihanna talked a little trash about Tila Tequila on some radio show, and this morning, Tila went off. Like, off the deep end. Like, bitch is going to get sued.
If want to read the whole thing, go here – be warned, I’m not even sure if this is NSFW, but the language is rough. Some of the highlights of Tila’s rant: Rihanna is “so full of [herself] and always drunk so I don’t blame [her] for getting confused” and Rihanna has a 10-person entourage and acts like a diva. Also, Rihanna sings off-key. But the big accusation is that Rihanna has herpes. Yes, folks. This is Tila Tequila:
I heard from legit sources, that is the HUGE SECRET our prestine, perfect little Princess RiRi, the “IDOL” has been hiding from the media. A very close source of mine, who works in the same legal camp as Rihanna, has told me that the reason why Rihanna wasn’t speaking out about the CHRIS BROWN incident is because there was a catch 22 in it. Rihanna has herpes, and….well……I don’t wanna put anyone else on blast, but Rihanna has herpes and gave someone else herpes that she had slept with.
My sources are very legit, and they work in Rihanna’s legal camp, and that is how I know! SO RIHANNA HAS HERPES, STD’S & WAS SCARED TO SPEAK OUT ABOUT IT CUZ SHE DIDN’T WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW THAT SHE HAS HERPES AND INFECTED SOMEONE ELSE WITH IT! BAD RIHANNA!
So while you cascade around town, acting like yo shit don’t stink, and leading the media and your fans into thinking that you are a strong woman, and idol, well….it’s a shame you had to trick them into thinking you are, because truth is, you’re ruining other people’s lives, infecting people with your STD’s, and walking around getting praised and loving the sympathy, when really, in real life you are just a major bitch who could give 2 sh-ts about your fans and all the people who have been supporting you! Including myself! You dont even acknowledge your fans, you know, the people who got you famous???
[From Tila Tequila’s Hot Spot]
Well… where do you go from there? Oh, yes, now Tila claims to be on Chris Brown’s side, just because she hates Rihanna so much. Meanwhile, I can’t believe I spent that much time reading anything that Tila Tequila thought, wrote or said. She’s a really disgusting person. As for The Herpe Rumor, I don’t really care. I mean, I hope Rihanna sues Tila, but most people will probably ignore it, right?
Rihanna at her ‘Rated R’ release party in New York, December 3, 2009. Credit: WENN.
